Never Scoop It Up Again
Professional pet waste removal so you can enjoy a cleaner yard — without doing the dirty work. Serving Wichita and surrounding areas.
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25+
Happy Pet Owners
5.0★
Google Rating
200+
Yards Dispatched
100%
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Quality standards
The Best in the Biz – Guaranteed
Hi, I’m Seth — a business student in college and a lifelong dog owner right here in Wichita. I launched Dookie Dispatch because I believe dog ownership should be pure joy, not dirty work.
Every yard we service gets the same care I’d want for my own. Reliable, thorough, and always with genuine respect for your pets and your property. That’s the Dookie Dispatch promise.
100%
SATISFACTION RATE
Same
WEEK AVAILABILITY
Local
WICHITA HQ
our services
For Every Dog and Every Yard
Whether you need us weekly, occasionally, or for your commercial property — we have a plan that fits.
Most Popular
Weekly Cleanings
A consistently clean yard, every single week. Never think about it again.
Bi-Weekly Cleanings
The perfect balance of clean and convenient. Ideal for smaller yards.
New
Commercial Services
Apartment communities, HOAs, dog parks, and pet-friendly businesses.
One-Time Cleanups
Single cleanups for special occasions, moving, or getting a fresh start.
Included
Free Yard Sign
Let your neighbors know you’ve gone pro. Included with any recurring plan.
Why dog parents choose us
Built for Dog Owners,
By Dog Lovers.
We have dogs. We get it. Here’s what we built so you’d never have to think about this again.
Locally Owned
Proudly serving Wichita and the surrounding areas.
Pet Safety Focus
Every product and process is safe for your furry family.
Fully Insured
We’re fully insured so you can have peace of mind.
Text Notifications
We’ll text you before we arrive and when we’re done.
Reliable Scheduling
Same day, every week. You can count on us.
Secure Payments
Easy, secure online payments with no hassle.
Quality First
Not happy? We come back and make it right. Always.
Easy Account Portal
Manage your service, billing, and schedule online.
Use "WELCOME25" for 25% off first month of recurring service
Level Up Your Yard
The Extras Dog Parents Love
A clean yard is the baseline. These add-ons make it smell great, stay sanitized, and look like no dog ever set foot in it.
+$8/visit
Yard Deodorizer
Eliminate yard odors at the source with our premium enzyme-based treatment.
+$3/visit
Deck/Patio Blow Off
Debris-free patio after every visit — ready to enjoy year-round.
Included
Gate Photos
We photograph your gate before and after every visit for your peace of mind.
Included
Waste Haul Away
We haul the pet waste away so you don’t have to think about it.
Coming Soon
Yard Tick & Flee Spray
Spray that instantly kills and repels fleas and ticks while remaining 100% safe for dogs to play on immediately
+$3/visit
Dumpster Bin Odor Eliminator
Deodorized waste bins every visit using a heavy-duty outdoor deodorizer and liquid waste absorber.
who we serve
Built for
Every Pet Owner
From busy families to commercial properties — we have a solution that fits your life.
Families
Keep kids safe and your yard clean with regular service.
Property Managers
Keep tenants happy and properties complaint-free.
Busy Professionals
Reclaim your weekends. Let us handle the dirty work.
HOAs
Enforce community standards with professional service.
Seniors
Safe, reliable service with no bending or heavy lifting.
Dog Daycares
Keep your facility clean and safe for every dog in your care.
Behind the business
Meet the Dude
Behind the Scoop
No corporate headquarters. No franchise playbook.
Meet Seth
Founder & Day-to-Day Operator
Hi, I’m Seth, the owner of Dookie Dispatch. I’m currently studying business and finance in college, driven by my interest in how businesses operate and what makes them successful.
Growing up with dogs, I’ve experienced firsthand how quickly yard cleanup can become an unwanted chore. That, combined with my interest in business, led me to start Dookie Dispatch.
I’m focused on building more than just a pet waste removal company. I put a lot of thought into the systems behind the business—from scheduling and communication to service and customer experience—to make sure everything is as simple, reliable, and consistent as possible.
My goal is straightforward: provide dependable service, make life a little easier for our customers, and build a local business that takes pride in doing the simple things exceptionally well.
Know someone drowning in dog poop?
Send them our way.
Refer a friend, family member, or neighbor to Dookie Dispatch. When they sign up for recurring service, you both win.
the real scoop
The Dog Waste Isn’t Just Gross—
It’s Dangerous
Every pile left in your yard is a health risk for your kids, your pets, and your neighbors. Here’s what you’re actually dealing with.
Protects Children
Contaminated yards face real health risks from harmful bacteria and parasites.
Protects Waterways
Waste runoff carries bacteria and nutrients into storm drains, affecting local water quality.
Protects Your Pets
Dogs can reinfect themselves and spread disease through waste left in the yard.
Healthier Lawns
Dog waste is acidic and kills grass, leaving unsightly dead patches across your yard.
Eliminates Bacteria
Dog waste contains dangerous pathogens like E. coli and salmonella that persist in soil.
Better Curb Appeal
A clean yard signals a well-maintained home and improves neighborhood aesthetics.
Reduces Parasites
Hookworms, roundworms, and giardia are commonly spread through pet waste.
Enjoy Your Space
You deserve it. Actually use your yard without worrying about what you step in.
the honest comparison
DIY vs.
Dookie Dispatch
You could do it yourself. But when you add up the time, the effort, and the missed spots — the math doesn’t lie.
Pricing
Simple, Honest Pricing for Dog Owners
No hidden fees, no long-term contracts. Just a clean yard your dogs — and your family — can actually enjoy.
Most Popular
Weekly
From $15 / visit
- Every 7 days
- Gate check included
- Text notifications
- Satisfaction guaranteed
- Free yard sign
Biweekly
From $32 / visit
- Every 14 days
- Gate check included
- Text notifications
- Satisfaction guaranteed
- Free yard sign
One-Time
From $50 / cleanup
- Single visit
- Gate check included
- Deep cleaning
- Satisfaction guaranteed
- No recurring visits
Commercial
Custom pricing
- Custom schedule
- Volume discounts
- Site inspection
- Service reports
- Dedicated manager
Pricing varies by add-ons and number of dogs. Get your exact quote in 60 seconds →
happy pet parents
See What Our Customers Are Saying
“Seth is consistent, efficient and good at communicating. He continues to improve his systems and lets his customers know when changes are occurring with plenty of notice.”
Michelle W.
Wichita, KS
So easy to sign up! It’s worth every penny!”
Missy W.
Colwich, KS
“Really looked around and got every “landmine” left by my dog.”
Sarah H.
Wichita, KS